53 Funny Valentine’s Gifts to Raise a Smile

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Long-term relationships are bound to have their ups and downs. After so many years, there’s one thing that all couples can depend on to make even the worst day feel a little less stressful – a good laugh.

 

“May this marriage be full of laughter, our every day in paradise.” – Rumi.

 

There’s a misconception that funny Valentine’s gifts can’t be romantic and well thought-out. But is there anything more joyful than making your significant other laugh? It’s one of life’s little joys, and if the last few years have taught us all anything, it’s that we could all do with a lot more laughter. 

 

With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, it’s the perfect time to raise the spirits of that special someone in your life. So, we’ve created the ultimate list of 53 quirky Valentine’s gifts for those moments where a little laughter can mean the world to the person you love.

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Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Him

True love touches the heart and tickles the funny bone. Find the perfect gift for the man in your life, who doesn’t take life too seriously.

Electronic Laser Tag Set

Funny Valentine’s gifts for him can appeal to the big kid in us all. Want to take things up a notch? Turn the house into a battle zone with this set of two electronic laser shooters and vibrating vests. Loser buys the takeaway!

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Rude Golf Balls

Is your significant other a golf lover with a wicked sense of humour and a foul mouth? These sweary golf balls are perfect for those difficult golf games, where four-letter words are frequently shouted from across the green.

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Danny DeVito Cardboard Cutout

Everyone loves Danny DeVito. Seriously, if he isn’t a fan, why are you even wasting your time with him? Place the pint-sized actor in cut-out form at the foot of your bed on Valentine’s Day to terrify/delight your man.

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Beard Lights

This classic heart-shaped promise band is one of the most romantic ways you can show your soulmate that your heart belongs to them. The beautiful gold design is handcrafted, so it’s as unique and genuine as your relationship!

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A Jar of Pickled Bums

Yes, it’s possibly the most random thing you’ve ever heard. But it’s also one of those funny Valentine’s gifts for him that’s sure to inspire a look of absolute confusion, followed by a fit of laughter. 

 

There’s no twist here. It’s literally a jar of pickled bums. Embrace the joy of pickled bums and make it the centrepiece of your next dinner party. There definitely won’t be a lack of conversation.

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Inflatable Sumo Suits

In addition to being high on the list of funny Valentine’s Day gifts for him, inflatable suits are a great way to settle friendly disputes. Buy one each and take yourselves out to the garden. Endless entertainment for fun-loving couples who like to confuse their neighbours.

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Donald Trump Novelty Toilet Paper

Make Valentine’s Day great again. Give the gift of sweet justice this year with a few rolls of toilet paper, branded with the face of America’s most divisive figure. Not suitable for tiny hands.

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Arse and Face Novelty Towel

You love him dearly. But does he sometimes talk out of his backside? Help the man in your life finally learn the difference between top and bottom with this face and arse novelty towel.

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Grow Your Own Beaver

Is this an essential gift? No. But if you live in a world where you are given the option to grow your own beaver, why wouldn’t you do it?

If nothing else, it offers an endless supply of beaver puns to entertain the man-child in your life. Don’t say we didn’t warn you, though.

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Funny Valentine’s Gifts for Her

Does she prefer a night of good banter and silliness to a five-star meal in some fancy restaurant? Choose from these funny Valentine’s gifts for her to have a good laugh this Valentine’s Day.

Funny Wine Glass

Reckon the special woman in your life needs a glass of wine after a long day at work? Then this is perfect for those days where she just can’t cope with the idiots she has to deal with on a daily basis. 

Wine pours can be measured out in three sections: Good Day, Bad Day, and Don’t Ask. If it’s near the ‘don’t ask’ part, maybe it’s best to just leave her the bottle….

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Chocolate Fruit Basket

Finally, a five-a-day we can stick to. This batch of handmade delicious Belgian chocolate is shaped like a basket of fruit to initially disappoint, then delight the chocoholic in your life. Ideal for sweet tooths who love innocent practical jokes.

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Classic Insults Flip Book

The perfect funny valentines gift for her to place on her work desk or home office. These humorous and lighthearted insults will be displayed for all to see. A fun and harmless bit of office banter can make all the difference on bad days, so why not make her work life a little more fun?

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Pokemon Bath Bombs

Is the woman in your life an unapologetic Pokemon fan? Celebrate her love for this animated gem and get a good laugh out of these relaxing bath bombs, inspired by the hit show. Relaxing bath goods? Gotta catch them all!

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Giant Inflatable Unicorn Costume

This hilarious (or perhaps terrifying) fully inflatable suit will turn her into a bonafide unicorn. Who doesn’t want that?! For a little extra touch, how about delivering her breakfast in bed while wearing it yourself? 

 

Whatever the reaction you get, it’s sure to be memorable.

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Glow in the Dark Snore Bell

Does your snoring set off nearby car alarms and keep her up at all hours, questioning why she ever agreed to share a bed with you? Then this is one of those fun Valentine’s Day gifts that are handy and humorous at the same time. 

 

Give her a snore bell to ring every time you’re making a noise, and see how it feels to be kept up at night!

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Large Burrito Blanket

Does she love snuggling up and binge-watching a show with you on a lazy weekend? Give her the gift of ultimate burrito-wrapped-comfort with this funny, but extremely cosy blanket.

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Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

Everyone loves those big inflatable dancing tubes, but how many people can boast about having their own personal miniature one at their work desk? Guaranteed to raise a smile from her and a few raised eyebrows from work colleagues.

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Debatable: The Party Game

If your soulmate loves nothing better than a good passionate debate, then this party game will inspire hours of fun and good-natured discussion (we hope) on just about anything. This game covers pretty much every topic there is, from everyday opinions to huge global issues. 

 

Are you ready to take on the person who knows you best in a hilarious but highly competitive battle of wits? Let the debate begin!

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Personalised Funny Valentine’s Day Presents

Sometimes you need to make your gift personal to get that all-important laugh. Here are some of the funniest personalised gifts to make February 14th a day of laughter and love.

Personalised Face Socks

Funny Valentine’s presents can be useful and ridiculous at the same time. Why not splash out on a pair of personalised socks? We recommend covering them with pictures of you, flashing your biggest smile, for a constant reminder of the goofball they’re spending their life with.

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A Personalised Hawaiian Shirt

Some of us aren’t able to travel the world right now to spend Valentine’s Day at a romantic tropical getaway destination. So, bring the holiday home with some funny and ridiculous Hawaiian shirts with your favourite images all over them.

 

Fun? Absolutely. Fashionable? Absolutely not.

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A Personalised Drinks Mug

Are you with someone who hates to share a drinking mug? Hey, some of us just aren’t willing to do it. Well, get them their very own personalised mug with their face plastered across it, and never again make the mistake of picking up their favourite drinking cup. 

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A Personalised Lego Figure

Want to make the next Lego adventure that your partner embarks on a little more special? Then bring them into the actual models themselves with their very own personalised Lego figure.

 

For unexpected and fun Valentine’s Day gifts, get yourself one as well, and have the both of you in a unique and hilarious Lego model to display in your house. 

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Personalised Simpsons Cartoon Portrait

Immortalise a cherished picture of you both in a custom-made Simpsons style portrait. Better yet, make it a family affair and get the kids involved too. Funny Valentine’s gifts that include the whole family are special, so we recommend getting it framed as a constant and touching reminder. 

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A Personalised Pillow

When it comes to these kinds of funny Valentine’s Day gifts, the more embarrassing they are, the better. Find that picture you and your partner always joke about (the one where you both look barely human) and get it personalised on a beautiful pillow. 

 

Expect shock, laughter, and a pillow fight or two.

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Personalised Mini Me Doll

Give the gift of a freaky-but-funny-looking miniature version of yourself to your partner. It can take your place on nights you’re away. It can be a good snuggle buddy for when you don’t want to watch a film on the sofa. Be warned – in time, it may replace you completely.

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Personalised Underwear

The ultimate combination of seduction and absolute ridiculousness, (okay, we lied about the seductive part), this is one bedroom surprise guaranteed to make the bed shake. With laughter. 

 

Put their beautiful face all over the fabric of your underwear and give them the worst strip tease they’ve ever seen, ending with a big reveal of their image scattered across your undies.

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Personalised Voodoo Doll

For those moments where they’d like to (lovingly) put a pin through you, give them a personalised voodoo doll of your full likeness, to do with as they please. Is that a random pain in your shoulder, or did you forget to take out the recycling again? You’ll never quite know!

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A Personalised Message on Cameo

For an extra special gift this year, treat your loved one to a hilarious and personal video message from their favourite comedy personality. Cameo connects you to some of the most popular TV, film and internet characters and lets you record a personal message to someone, from them. 

 

Imagine the shock and tears of joy that’ll come with a funny personalised message.

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Funny Valentine’s Presents for Unapologetic Geeks

Make the proud nerd in your life laugh out loud with these thoughtful and funny valentines gifts.

Darth Vader Sipping Tea Print Image

It’s everyone’s favourite intergalactic evil overlord like you’ve never seen him before – relaxed and with a brew in his hand! This print image of Darth Vader sitting in a beautiful field full of colourful flowers sipping on some tea is a hilarious and unique gift for any Star Wars lover.

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Retro Gamer Canvas Shoes

For that special someone who loves an old school gaming session, these NES retro gamer canvas shoes are a stylish and extremely funny gift for your partner. Whether it’s for Valentine’s Day, or to celebrate a level up day, all loud and proud gamers will appreciate this fun and thoughtful footwear gift.

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Thor’s Hammer Water Bottle

Inspire a superhero workout from the Avengers fan you love most with this gift of a sports water bottle in the shape of Thor’s hammer. Superhero-themed Valentine’s Day gifts that evoke the God of Thunder? Perfect for your fave comic book fan.

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Your Pet as a Pokemon Card Gift Set

Do you have a fur baby that you both love more than each other? Then this Pokemon inspired card is a surefire way to make them laugh out loud. They’ll be immortalised on a stylish and fun card that tells you all of their special skills and unique features.

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Dungeons & Dragons vs Rick and Morty Game

The most popular roleplaying tabletop game in the world has just met the foul-mouthed animated duo of Rick and Morty. D & D may never be the same again! Get this iconic game set with a modern sci-fi comedy twist and earn your place as the undisputed master of funny Valentine’s presents.

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Ridley’s That’s So Nerdy Trivia Quiz Game

Test the nerd skills of your soulmate with a trivia quiz game that delves deep into geek culture. With 1000 brain busters included, your next quiet-night-in just got a lot geekier and a little more fun. Perfect for your next games night with a few other geeky couples.

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Star Trek Light And Sound Communicator Kit

Are you ready to boldly go where no loving partner has gone before? No, we aren’t talking about the next Comic-Con. We’re talking about getting your favourite geek their very own official Star Trek light and sound communicator. This fun replica comes with a 48-page booklet full of Star Trek factoids too.

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A Build Your Own Pinball Machine Kit

Retro game lovers who like to build things with their own two hands will appreciate this fun and innovative gift. Made entirely out of strong and solid cardboard, this is a fun Valentine’s Day gift that requires no tools to construct.

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Star Wars Death Star Popcorn Maker

The Death Star may be the ultimate evil machine of planetary destruction in the movies, but in the comfort of your own home, it can also be a handy and fun popcorn maker. Make film night more fun and your next Star Wars marathon even more special with this incredible gift.

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Live, Laugh, Love: Skeletor Wall Art

When he’s not being the sassiest and most savage insult master of the universe, Skeletor can be found making cliche home statements 100% more hilarious. This humorous twist on the Live, Laugh, Love saying shows Skeletor in all his glory.

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Funny Valentine’s Gifts: The Wildcards

If you like your quirky Valentine’s gifts to have a little twist to them, here are some enamoree wildcards that are sure to give the lovable weirdo in your life the perfect gift on February 14th.

Improv Workshop Classes

For the constant comedian, how about getting them to test themselves in an improvisational situation? Every couple has ‘the funny one’, and if they’ve always secretly wanted to perform, now is the time to pull out this wildcard gift.

Hoopla offers online or in-person introduction classes to improv acting and comedy. With a friendly and supportive workshop, this is one gift that’s sure to be appreciated.

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Interactive Comedy Dining Experience

Want to get your significant other a fun Valentine’s Day gift that features some of their favourite comedy characters? Then an evening of interactive comedy dining may be on your to-do list come February. 

 

Comedy Dining provides comedy tributes to iconic shows like Absolutely Fabulous, Fawlty Towers, Only Fools and Horses and more. Find a show near you.

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Book a Singing Telegram

Yes. They’re still a thing. Whether it’s finding the perfect Tina Turner tribute, being serenaded by Stevie Wonder, or having a personalised song performed by a minstrel, you’re sure to inspire a few blushes and a lot of laughter from that special someone.

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Picture Your Pet: President Gift

Sure, in an ideal world all dogs would be Presidents, and make all the important global decisions. But until that day comes, how about getting a custom-made picture of your favourite fluff ball as a presidential cartoon image?

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Home Projector

Choose your preferred material and engrave your partner’s name in these delicate Adorlla rings. There’s no greater pride than displaying your loved one’s name on a ring you never take off!

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Quirky Valentines Gifts: Funny Books

Are you looking for gift ideas to please bookworms with a love for comedy and jokes? Not to worry. Here are some of the funniest page-turners available for a Valentine’s gift idea that’s thoughtful and funny.

Billy Connolly - Windswept & Interesting

No one can tell a story like the pride of Scotland, Billy Connolly, and this book is proof. Stories that delve into the personal life and formative years of the comedy icon are equally moving, informative and hilarious. A must-have for all true comedy fans.

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Jokes for Adults: The Book

For couples who love telling slightly more risque jokes, this book offers a long list of dirty jokes and adult gags to make (or possibly ruin) any dinner party or double date. Strictly for those who have a darker sense of humour and an appreciation for the more immature aspects of life.

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Unusual Ways to Die: History’s Weirdest Deaths

Morbid minded couples who love a good bedtime read may appreciate this incredibly funny book that lists some of the weirdest, and most unusual deaths of all time. While certainly dark in nature, this is one of the funniest books you’ll ever read.

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Wishful Drinking by Carrie Fisher

You may know Carrie Fisher as everyone’s favourite space mom and all-around backside kicker in the Star Wars film series. But what you might not know is that she was also an incredibly talented comedienne, author, and screenwriter. 

 

Wishful Drinking is based on her hilarious one-woman show of the same name. Covering addiction, motherhood, and mental health, Carrie brings her unabashed and open humour together in a touching but hilarious book.

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Marriage Rules! Handbook for Surviving Marriage

Sometimes, it’s nice to lie back in bed together after a long day with something light, breezy, and easy to read. This hilarious handbook for surviving married life unravels what happens after the honeymoon period, when real life takes over and the potential to take each other for granted rears its ugly head. 

 

Insightful, honest, and extremely funny, this is perfect for newlyweds looking to keep that spark alive long after they say ‘I do’.

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Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts: What Matters Most

Touching, personalised, rude, and still romantic at the same time. It really just depends on what sets the person you love off into those fits of uncontrollable giggles. After all, what matters most in life together is the ability to have a good laugh. It’s all about finding those fun Valentine’s Day gifts you can both share, in love and in hilarity. 

 

There’s nothing quite like a good private joke between couples, and with these 53 funny Valentine’s gifts to choose from, we’re certain you’ll find that perfect gift for your special someone. 

 

Find it. Gift it. Laugh about it. What else really matters in life? 

 

We hope you’ve enjoyed reading this ultimate list of funny Valentine’s Day gifts to make this year’s celebration a little more fun. Did we miss out on a hilarious idea or gift? Have you got a funny story about an old Valentine’s gift from your partner? 

 

We love to hear your stories, so let us know in the comments below.

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